Fats Quotes

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.

My mom and dad played this music all the time when I was growing up, so to me songs by Jerry Lee and Fats Domino are the classics, they're the best songs ever.

A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.

Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine.

If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.

A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.]

We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.

Do you know we are being led to Slaughters by placid admirals & that fat slow generals are getting Obscene on young blood Do you know we are ruled by t.v.

Lean liberty is better than fat slavery

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter. What they're ready to operate on is your wallet.

I'm known clean around the Earth.

There will come a time where I'm not gonna do this anymore. I mean, there will come a time, definitely, where I'll turn into Elvis I'm gonna be fat and fishin', I guarantee you.

Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged foods too, even presumed-innocent ones like crackers.

I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

Fat free usually means it's loaded with sugar!

I'm not one of those women with a really thin body. I have body fat.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.

I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better.

I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk.

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.

How you sound. How you look. Are you fat? Those are things that could be really irritating.

Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed.

You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?

My love is inside me where my fat was.

The only things I like are either illegal or they make me fat.

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened.

Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless

To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

A man must take the fat with the lean.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo

We sell only fresh fruit and vegetables. I sell no saturated fats or anything like that.

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.

We are in a big, fat, ugly bubble. And we better be awfully careful.

It sucks being fat, you know.

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.

You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me.

You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country.

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.