Fats Quotes

His lordship can eat my fat—

Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.

Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind.

Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising.

Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.

You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy, too scruffy.

Our father taught us how to play. He's also our biggest inspiration and he opened our ears to a lot of older music, like Richie Valens, Chuck Berry, Willie Nelson, and Fats Domino.

There isn't anyone out there who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady.

Do it for the fat lady!

If I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so.

The mistake ninety-nine percent of humanity made, as far as Fats could see, was being ashamed of what they were; lying about it, trying to be somebody else.

I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show

I was Renee Zellweger's fat doppelganger. If she ever played in a movie where she needed to be fat, apparently I could be her stunt double.

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard.

No fat batboy is invisible.

I am resolved to grow fat, and look young till forty.

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

When someone anonymous tells me I'm fat, that's not a person to me. If they're not going to acknowledge me as a person, I'm certainly not going to acknowledge them as a person.

My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living.

We are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin

Size is relative. If everyone is fat, no-one is fat

I think there is a lot of fat in the government.

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

All fat women look the same; they all look 42.

The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products.

The history of modern nutritionism has been a history of macronutrients at war: protein against carbs; carbs against proteins, and then fats; fats against carbs.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda.

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

What's worse? Being strung out or being fat?

Admit it. I'm the best you ever seen, Fats. I'm the best there is. And even if you beat me, I'm still the best.

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

Economic gross is making us fat.

Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.

I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me.

I'm sure that my father becoming seriously ill when I was 14 had a lot to do with my going from chubby to fat.

Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

We swallowed a few bites-not to much scince the food of the gods can burn you to ashes is you overindulge. I guess thats why you don't see many fat gods

I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.