Felony Quotes

Felony Quote of the day

The greatest felony in the news business today is to be behind, or to miss a big story. So speed and quantity substitute for thoroughness and quality, for accuracy and context.

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

Anything less than the best is a felony.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

And I will make it felony to drink small beer.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else's mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair game for data collecting.

You commit a felony, it does not matter who you are, you could be deported.

I lost court cases and misdemeanor juries, but of felony jury trials I was successful 105 of 106 times.

They [illegal immigrants] broke the law, but it's not a felony, it's an act of love. It's an act of commitment to your family.

Hillary Clinton says nobody should be deported that entered illegally unless they commit a violent felony, which is an argument for open borders and American people reject that.

And as if reporting some felony to the police they let you know you were not John Donne.

Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to give you a visa even if you haven't been.

I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop.

Sometimes, to help the people you love, you've gotta commit a felony.

To suggest that it's OK to assassinate a president, I think is a felony. And I think that it should be.

I suppose I shall have to compound a felony as usual.

If bad taste were a felony, every writer I know would've done prison time.

Gross negligence in handling national security is a felony.

... Herbert said of himself, with his eyes fixed on the fire, that he thought he must have committed a felony and forgotten the details of it, he felt so dejected and guilty.

Publishers are humane men, and rarely commit crimes. Authors, however, are a hardened set, who usually perpertrate a felony every time they issue a book.

The penalties for homosexual conduct were - would vary from state to state, but they were - it was a felony in most states punishable with prison terms of varying lengths.

I was against felonies when a misdemeanor would do.

The younger you are, the more likely you are to have grown up in a (mostly) lead-free environment, and that means you're less likely to have committed a felony or gotten sent to prison.

To men who only aim at escaping felony, nothing short of the prisoner's dock is disgrace.

People with felony convictions - pending felony convictions should not be able to buy gun, but they should be able to stay in sanctuary cities, if they're illegal, if they cross the border.

The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.