Flatulence Quotes

Flatulence Quote of the day

[To Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, on his return from self-imposed exile, occasioned by the embarrassing flatulence he had experienced in the presence of the Queen:] My Lord, I had forgot the fart.

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.

Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.

We don't know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff

Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.

The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist I know: get a dog. (To blame.)

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

Do I suffer for my art? Well, I get a lot of flatulence when I'm nervous.

The tendency for politicians to claim credit for favorable news is as natural as flatulence in cows.

I think a lot of times dreams are nothing more than a kind of mental or spiritual flatulence. They're a way of relieving pressure.

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom

Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!