Fleas Quotes

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At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love.

Large organizations cannot be versatile. A large organization is effective through its mass rather than through its agility. Fleas can jump many times their own height, but not an elephant.

We're living in primate heaven. We're warm, dry, we're not hungry, we don't have fleas and ticks and infections. So why are we so miserable?

On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.

The flea, though he kill none, he does all the harm he can.

When I go to a country, I go to flea markets, antique stores. I am always looking for something.

Sensitivity isn't about being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a dog is like a sonic boom

I actually picked up copies of Decline I and II at a flea market once. I walked out without paying.

Towards gnats and fleas we should show no pity. We would do right to hang petty thieves, petty calumniators, and slanderers.

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

I'm pretty much a thrift shop gal. Flea markets on Sundays.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody.

I always like my trailer or hotel room to have fresh flowers or pillows I find at a local flea market - anything to personalize the environment.

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

I used to collect frames. I've been collecting accessories since I was 11-years-old, creeping around flea markets and sales and everything. Whenever I saw unusual eyeglass frames, I bought them.

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

History will die if not irritated. The only service I can do to my profession is to serve as a flea.

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

The better a work is, the more it attracts criticism; it is like the fleas who rush to jump on white linens.

A blind, anemic, weak-kneed flea on crutches would have a greater chance of defeating a herd of a thousand wild stampeding elephants, than the enemy has of defeating God.

We have to fight them daily, lake fleas, those many small worries about the morrow, for they sap our energies.

Flea and Anthony are into funk, like old school Meters and stuff like that.

Some got rabies, some got fleas, some got incurable diseases from this cockamamie business.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum.

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

Fine writers should split hairs together, and sit side by side, like friendly apes, to pick the fleas from each others fur.

I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Sending armies to McClellan is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard, not half of them get there.

...and sank into the profound slumber which comes only to such fortunate folk as are troubled neither with mosquitoes nor fleas nor excessive activity of brain.

Haste is good only in catching fleas.

The only thing holding you back is you. Commit to developing the mindset of a winner, set your goals and chase them down. Remember, a dog in the hunt ain't got no fleas!

Fleas know not whether they are upon the body of a giant or upon one of ordinary size.

All she's caught is fleas! She's a medicine cat, not a warrior. She should be helping me, not trying to pretend that her entire history vanished on the day the truth came out.

Dogs have fleas; people have each other. We are born to die. Life is a continuing tragic comedy. Everything and everyone we love suffers. Anybody who doesn't see that has not grown up and known life.

Sir, there is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea.

My father and I did work for a while at the flea market and there really are rows of Afghans working there, some of whom I am related to.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.