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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

Frank Zappa

Floss Quotes: "My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

Rodney Dangerfield

Floss Quotes: "Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss."

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.

Redman

Floss Quotes: "We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us."

We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

Lisa Lutz

Floss Quotes: "Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon."

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Frank Zappa

Floss Quotes: "No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss."

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

Janette Rallison

Floss Quotes: "Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough."

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

Rachel McAdams

Floss Quotes: "I am not imposed upon by fine words"

I am not imposed upon by fine words

I can see what actions mean.