Fool Quotes

Fool Quote of the day

Silence is the best reply to a fool.

Fools multiply when wise men are silent.

If you get up everyday and you don't learn you are a fool

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack.

A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something.

Six hours' sleep for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.

In dealing with a man who thinks you are a fool, it is good sometimes to remind him that you know what he knows but have chosen to appear foolish for the sake of peace.

There is no god, there is no god, there is no god at all. He who invented god is a fool. He who propagates god is a scoundrel. He who worships god is a barbarian.

Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence.

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

A Fool can become a Genius when he understands he is a Fool but. A Genius can become a Fool when he understands he is a Genius.

Is it the fault of wine if a fool drinks it and goes stumbling into darkness?

The earth destroys its fools, but the intelligent destroy the earth.

It is better to be unhappy and know the worst, than to be happy in a fool's paradise.

Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

Only a fool lets somebody else tell him who his enemy is....never let your enemies choose your enemies for you.

Fearing no insult, asking for no crown, receive with indifference both flattery and slander, and do not argue with a fool.

It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.

You do know it cost money to put a t-shirt on your back? You do know it cost money have a house? You do know it cost money to eat? Get money, don't let these people fool you.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

Everyone knew it was impossible, until a fool who didn't know came along and did it.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. But it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

The fool has one great advantage over a man of sense; he is always satisfied with himself.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Yes, ruling by fooling, is a great British art with great Irish fools to practice on.

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.

Movies don't make people act a fool. People act a fool because they want to act a fool.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

There is no such thing as a natural boxer. A natural dancer has to practice hard. A natural painter has to paint all the time. Even a natural fool has to work at it.

Never try to fool children, they expect nothing, and therefore see everything.

There's no god. He who created god was a fool; he who spreads his name is a scoundrel and he who worships him is a barbarian.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

Who does Not Know the Truth, is simply a Fool... Yet who Knows the Truth and Calls it a Lie, is a Criminal.

Everyone has a right to be stupid, but Comrade MacDonald abuses the privilege.

I am a fool, but I know I'm a fool and that makes me smarter than you.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.

The three greatest fools (majaderos) of history have been Jesus Christ, Don Quixote - and I!

The fool tries to adjust the truth so he does not have to adjust to it.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.