Frogs Quotes

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and madness is no comfortable feeling.

There are a lot of things that we could do to minimize what we're doing, but we're not getting back those frogs that I saw that no longer exist.

The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs.

Researchers found a frog in new guinea that is so tiny, they believe it's the smallest vertebrate on the planet. It has the tiniest backbone of any living creature, except members of Congress.

And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince.

Every girl on TV, in real life, sure you want to meet that soul mate and fall in love and have the big thing, but until that happens, you gotta kiss a lot of frogs.

A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.

There must be a marsh in the brains of these men or there would not be so many frogs of wrong ideas gathered in their heads.

Don't be impatient with me. Bear in mind that I hop around among all of you big beasts like a harmless and helpless frog who is afraid of being squashed.

The frogs hopping indoors agree that we are on a prison planet. They themselves are frog criminals that were convicted of doing frog crimes.

It may be that ministers really think that their prayers do good, and it may be that frogs imagine that their croaking brings spring.

There is an intelligent way to eat a live frog - I just don't know what it is.

What is this frog and mouse battle among the mathematicians?

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

Style, is like a frog: you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in the process.

Eat that frog! If you have to eat 3 frogs, eat the biggest and uggliest one first.

Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

Le biologiste passe, la grenouille reste. The biologist passes, the frog remains.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds.

Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.

Dont be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

I don't like to try strange foods. I like to explore different foods, but if you ask me to eat crocodile or frogs... I'm like no. That's where I draw the line.

The biologist passes. The frog stays the same.

If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

Laws that only threaten, and are not kept, become like the log that was given to the frogs to be their king, which they feared at first, but soon scorned and trampled on.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?

If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

I suffer for birds and fireflies but not frogs, she said, and threw him across the room. Kaboom! Like a genie out of a samovar, a handsome prince arose in the corner of the bedroom.

When I was really young I used to collect frog spawn. I made a pond out of an old sink and I loved to spend hours watching the frogs grow.

... the radical deficiency of imagist verse, as such, is in its lack of general ideas. Much of it might have been written by an infinitely sensitive decapitated frog. It is hemisphereless poetry.

POETRY: A sliver of the moon lost in the belly of a golden frog.

It is a common remark that men talk most who think least; just as frogs cease their quacking when a light is brought to the water-side.

Too hard for any frog's digestion,To have his froghood call'd in question!

Motherhood is not for the faint-hearted. Frogs, skinned knees, and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy.

Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.

For fountains, they are a Great Beauty and Refreshment, but Pools mar all, and make the Garden unwholesome, and full of Flies and Frogs.

Gossips are frogs, they drinke and talke.

The man was the finest preacher. He could make a frog stand up straight and get happy with Jesus.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats frogs," Liza Said. "Entirely different species.

I guess I was a bit of a tomboy. I liked to catch frogs in the ditch, play soccer with my brother’s friends and play video games.

What hap­pens to me if this slip­per fits?" "I turn you into a hand­some frog.

Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,” he said, very still and unmoving. “Always jumping to the wrong conclusion. You’re like a frog, you know.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

I cleared my throat - it isn't frogs you get in your throat; it's memories.