From Twitter Quotes

Autocorrect: making Twitter pedants delete and re-tweet since 2007.

Facebook Fun is refined. Reader reviews are rewarding on Goodreads. Retweets are readily available for Twitter teasing. Stay within the Netiquette. NetworkEtiquette.net

Twitter is more than just a collection of fleeting observations about everyday life. Twitter can connect people to events, information and each other in ways that have never been experienced before.

Tweets about the mundane aspects of your life contain something that is vitally important to gaining followers and taking part in discussions: Authenticity.

Use Discretion: It is proper netiquette to use discretion, best behavior, in all online activity. NetworkEtiquette.net

It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence. NetworkEtiquette.net

It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet. NetworkEtiquette.net

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding.

The internet is great because of Netiquette we create. Participate and reciprocate. NetworkEtiquette.net

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

I don't mind bigots. You're allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children.

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.

Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.

Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

The future of fiction? he said. Maybe, she said. Will it have room for, you know, love & stuff? he said. Always, she said. OK then, he said.

OK, publishing a book and releasing a movie is all very well, but Tottenham beating Man. U. 3-2... priceless.

Reusability is key in reducing bugs and coding quickly. The more I use a piece of code, the more confident and familiar I become with it, which in turn significantly speeds up my development time.

I like the way you secretly send me a direct message when we're in the middle of a conversation.

It's not about adding diversity for the sake of diversity, it's about subtracting homogeneity for the sake of realism.

A number I'd love to know: the % of those now saying 'we have to vote Obama to stop an attack on Iran' who will support one if Obama does it.

I'm always inspired by people who have really cool Twitter profiles.

Twitter is the marriage of full-tilt narcissism and full-tilt voyeurism that has finally collided in 140 words.