Funeral Quotes
Funeral Quote of the day
Life is lived on its ownother's shoulders are used only at the time of funeral.
I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your own funeral.
Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me
A Muslim has five duties towards another Muslim; to return a salutation, visit the sick, follow funerals, accept an invitation and say 'God have mercy on you' when one sneezes.
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.
I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I've had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral.
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say.
Art is long, and time is fleeting, And our hearts, though stout and brave, Still, like muffled drums, are beating Funeral marches to the grave.
I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.
There is no such thing as the pursuit of happiness, but there is the discovery of joy.
It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.
A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would have wanted.
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.
I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.
I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found He broke up every funeral He ever attended! Death couldn't exist where He was.
I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death.
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral.
You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.
To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.
we dance even if there's no radio. we drink at funerals. we talk too much & laugh too loud & live too large, and, frankly, we're suspicious of others who don't.
Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral.
In the end, one or the other will triumph - a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism.
A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.
the time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyre
What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America to attend her funeral.
Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral.
As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.
Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the world ... unless it had been a first-class circus.
