Funny Advice Quotes
Funny Advice Quote of the day
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.
And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.
There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?
It’s funny how much easier it is to see others’ shortcomings and give advice when you’re not personally involved, for it’s almost impossible to see the light when you’re swimming in shit.
Oliver has stated many times his dislike of hearing advice from his younger sister, so it is his own fault if he has not got sense enough to see which way the wind is blowing.
Why waste the space on a stack of half-read books and periodicals, when you could turn your nightstand into a tactical toolbox?