Funny Age Quotes
Funny Age Quote of the day
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it’s cute.