Funny Book Quotes
Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.
Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.
Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole.
It was if the devil himself had devised the perfect earthly torture for Lady Alicia Lawrence. “Now how will I occupy myself when I get to hell?
Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us.
Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.
