Funny Divorce Quotes

Funny Divorce Quote of the day

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it.