Funny Drinking Quotes

Funny Drinking Quote of the day

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

They who drink beer will think beer.

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.

The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.