Funny Drug Quotes

Funny Drug Quote of the day

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a good idea. It's also a drug that, I think, is still funny to a lot of people.

As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny.

I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.