Funny Football Quotes

Funny Football Quote of the day

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.

I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

I never make predictions and I never will.

Boom, boom, foom, poom! He just ran right at 'em!

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than England manager Sven Goran Eriksson.

If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.

I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could, I would have carried on playing.

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.

Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goalo.

That was liquid football

Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.

I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.