Funny Girl Quotes

Funny Girl Quote of the day

I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the piano bench to my left and another to my right.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity.

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl, I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.

It's Friday and I'm ready to swing. Pick up my girls and hit the party scene.

I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me.

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.

MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her!

I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage funny how life works out like that.

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

I don't want to be the funny girl or the serious girl. I would hope to touch on all different genres and all different types of characters, which I think I've been lucky enough to do, so far.

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.

Drawing a funny animal, you don't need a lot of detail to make it work. But to draw a sexy girl, there's certain things you can't leave out.

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.

I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good.

I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.

Who doesnt love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time?