Funny Joke Quotes
Funny Joke Quote of the day
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
If you have a problem with me, it is OK, because Mullah Omar does too.
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.