Funny Names Quotes

Funny Names Quote of the day

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.

Till I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

... it is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.

Hoodie was just a nickname I had growing up and I just wanted to have a name that would stick in peoples' minds and be a little bit funny and representative of who I am.

Capitalism is a funny name which lefties give to basic freedom.

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.

At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny name. It wasn't Brown or Smith or Hughes.

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.

She started naming the fish. 'Loppy, Troppy, Hoppy, Soppy, Boppy, Floppy, Moppy and Roppy.