Funny Retirement Quotes

Funny Retirement Quote of the day

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses

For me retiring wasn't hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make.

When I was younger, I thought about retiring.

We have to thank God for this retirement.

Once I retire, I'm retiring. I'm done.

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages.

I'm retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I'm actually doing it.

Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.