Funny Romance Quotes
Funny Romance Quote of the day
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit
Do you get a percentage for every soul you corrupt or is this just how you get your kicks?” I enquired.“Take it as a compliment. I only try to corrupt people I like.
Well, I did tell you I couldn’t give you a thing. Maybe you’ve just realised that Alistair can give the god damn world, and the pleasure of kissing his shiny slap-head every day!
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.”“Because any other female would!
Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time.
This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—
Wow, ” she said. “Do you realise how wonderful you sound?”“Yes, I do, ” he said with a firm nod. “And I think I’m underappreciated.
We’re adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you’re counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even.
If my mom sees you here, she’ll ---“ “Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?
Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And curse you, you stone head, for making me say it first.
Kyle, you are a mellow dude...You can’t be with an agitator. And that’s what she is. An agitator. She’s a Jackson Pollock and you’re a Thomas Kinkade.
I’d like to say I’m not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie.