Funny Romantic Quotes
Funny Romantic Quote of the day
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love.
Who’s there?”“The scratcher of your itch, ” he said.She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?
Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, ” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.
Liza took her time sipping her tea. “That’s what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face.
How ’bout you take this Cajun injector here, ” I say, gripping the steel rod in his shorts, “and give me a shot of protein instead.