Funny Sleep Quotes
Funny Sleep Quote of the day
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall.
You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.
When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day.