Funny Things Quotes
Funny Things Quote of the day
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning".
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music that's mellow, though.
Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down.
It's a funny thing... but people mostly have it backward. They think they live by what they want. But really, what guides them is what they're afraid of. What they don't want.
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars.
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life.
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right moment could change history.
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. I can't describe how deeply I love them all.
It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you.
I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny.
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.
With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be an impossible schedule. That's the funny thing with TV that not a lot of people realize.
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.
It was my mom who told me, "Ernie, if you make even one person happy with your smile or a funny thing you did every day, you'll have accomplished a great deal." And that's all I've ever tried to do.
I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.
Writing about something specific, in my mind, was overwhelming, so I wrote about art because I love art and I know I can say a couple of funny things about art.
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.
It's a funny thing with documentary films - you want them to feel as entertaining and as gripping as a fictional film. With a fictional film you want it to feel as realistic as a documentary film.
When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.
Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
It's a funny thing about weaknesses....Most people will tell you they know their weaknesses. When asked, they'll tell you, 'Well for one thing, I'm overgenerous.' ... that's what innkeepers are for.
If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.
That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more. I haven't been like that for a long time.
It’s all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing…you blink your eyes and somebody says ‘Goodnight’ to you.
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it
For some reason, humans have this funny thing about where we came from - it always has far more emotional weight than where we are.
All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks they're so punk because they have a purple mohawk