Funny Things Quotes

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.

Chemistrys a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

Funny thing happens, [Melania Trump] gets so unfairly - the things they say, I have known her for a long time, she was a very successful person, a very successful model. She did really well.

It's a funny thing about writing. You get so balled up in a story idea that you lose your perspective and forget that human being might read your words someday.

Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not."... I guess they were pretty spectacular.

You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.

Time is a funny thing. I was always puzzled with the way a single day could stretch itself out to the point of eternity in your mind, all while years melted down into the fraction of a second.

That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly.

The funny thing is that people see one film like 'Racing Stripes' or 'Ice Princess' and all of a sudden, slip me into this category of 'that's what she's always involved in.

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

This is the funny thing about me. People think John just comes up with all the ideas. I'm honored. People think I have a big old brain, but actually I am the sum of the people I work with.

The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.

Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school.

Nothing is ever finished. It's a funny thing. I actually think that's really the more natural way of stories or songs.

It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar.

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.

The funny thing is that I'm not a planner. I have no idea what I want to do in the interim of that 50 years, but I tell ya: That's where you'll find me in my last performance.

The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person.

Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.

The funny thing for me is, I have never lived in a network world.

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake.

Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.

It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.

God, I needed you," he murmured. "I can't even tell you how many times I thought about this. The funny thing is, I don't need you any less now. I think I need you more." ~Shane~

A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made men curious.

Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

Grief is a funny thing because you don't have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it.

That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.

Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful.

This is the funny thing about Skype. No one is really looking into the camera. People always looking down because they're looking at the image. You wish the camera was there in the center.

Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.

That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate.

It's a funny thing with the inspiration thing. There's always loads of music around that I absolutely love and films going back to when I started making film music in the mid-80's.

Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride.

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.

It's funny how things work out sometimes.

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.