Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Valentines Day Quote of the day

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

Love is just a chocolate substitute.

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'