Funny Wine Quotes

Funny Wine Quote of the day

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.

What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

I feast on wine and bread, and feasts they are.

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.