Funny Women Quotes
Funny Women Quote of the day
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind.
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn’t.
I trained at The Groundlings and was surrounded by some very funny women and also some very unfunny men. I didn't feel a sense of things being different because I was a girl.
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.