Gambling Quotes

Gambling Quote of the day

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The only difference between a winner and a loser is a winner plays until he wins

The dice of Zeus always fall luckily.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

I dip my pen in the blackest ink, because I'm not afraid of falling into my inkpot.

If a mistake is not a stepping stone, it is a mistake.

I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.

Ain't only three things to gambling: knowing the 60-40 end of the proposition, money management, and knowing yourself.

Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.

They are the new breed of slot machine-colorful, fancy, exciting, wonderful...and deadly.

We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.

Investment banking has, in recent years, resembled a casino, and the massive scale of gambling losses has dragged down traditional activities as banks try to rebuild their balance sheets.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

You shouldn't have any betting in the locker room at all, whether it's baseball or it's horses. You can't beat the horses. You can't beat any kind of gambling because they have the odds.

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

The national debt has given rise to joint stock companies, to dealings in negotiable effects of all kinds, and to agiotage , in a word to stock-exchange gambling and the modern bankocracy .

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I've seen many lives destroyed. I've seen more people have problems with gambling than I have with drugs and alcohol. And there are some serious consequences if you get in over your head.

Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.

I must have gone through $10 million during my career. Part of the loot went for gambling, part for horses and part for women. The rest I spent foolishly.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood.

To play billiards well was a sign of an ill-spent youth

Games are a compromise between intimacy and keeping intimacy away.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.

You don't gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day.

No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

It is one of man's curious idiosyncrasies to create difficulties for the pleasure of resolving them.

Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

The only business in the world bigger than gambling is religion...but gambling is not nearly so corrupt.

To play billiards well is the sign of a misspent youth.

Shallow men believe in luck.

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich-something for nothing.