Gas Quotes

Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, "I can't even put gas in my plane!"

I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.

Every time we burn a gallon of gas or an acre of rain forest, aren't we killing the future to preserve the present?

There is a water soluble sugar that is in beans called oligosaccharides and they are indigestible by human beings. They ferment during the digestion process and hence you have gas.

I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place.

Words were like objects, making the idea more solid -- less a poisonous gas and more a ... cube of crystallized thought.

Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!

I haven't been to a gas station in years. It feels so good not to be a slave to gas, playing the whole game of war for oil.

The black line is carbon emissions to date. The red line is the status quo - a projection of where emissions will go if no new substantial policy is passed to restrain greenhouse gas emissions.

Birds are, especially canaries, are super sensitive to hydrogen sulfide and sour gas.

Although they [light and medium trucks] have only 5% of the transportation market..., they account for fully 35% of greenhouse gas emissions from freight transportation.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

Four fifty-four for gas... because we have nobody that calls up OPEC... and say, [mobster voice] 'That. Price. Better. Get. Lower. And it better. Get. Lower. Fast.'

The prices are ridiculous... I don't see how people can go back and forth to work or to school. How can we afford the gas?

That was your bad, how could you pass up on em? He just take them records and he gas up on em.

Natural gas is great for America in so many ways.

My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.

We are immortal life. Think of the opportunity of self-realization. What a gas!

The stream in my hometown Calgary is the oil and gas industry - that's the talk you hear on the street.

I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.

Like an odorless gas, [inequality] pervades every corner of the United States and saps the strength of the country's democracy. But it seems impossible to find the source and shut it off.

This is why mustard gas is such a danger or any weapon of mass destruction is such a dangerous thing because it - it's victims become everyone in the end.

I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'

So many people commute in this country by car long enough distances to really cut into their income, their real income, that they would change their vote based on gas prices.

States with tremendous oil and natural gas reserves have the most to gain economically from proper regulation.

If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.

Basically, it's just fatigue, ... I've run out of gas a little bit. I've played a lot this summer, and the body's just telling me I'm fatigued.

The real requirement, if we are to avoid runaway global warming, is probably 80% by 2030, and almost no burning whatever of fossil fuels (coal, gas and oil) by 2050.

[On being an actor] .nothing more than a worker in a service occupation . It's like being a waiter or a gas station attendant, but I'm waiting on 6 million people in a week if I'm lucky.

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-damp of boredom.

We are, however, producing a lot of natural gas, which serves as a bridge to more renewable fuels. And I think that's an important transition.

The Sixties were an era of extreme reality. I miss the smell of tear gas. I miss the fear of getting beaten.

Footballs, basketballs, microphones, gas and grass... Just some of the few things that J-Ro likes to pass.

Capital is to the progress of society what gas is to a car.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

According to the latest poll, a record 73 percent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news: Gas is so expensive that we'll never get there.

President Bush spoke with the Amish. He didn't want to, but it was the only group he could find that wasn't upset about the high price of gas.

Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.

All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle Easterners.

Some studies have shown that natural gas could, in fact, be worse for the climate than coal.

Why - because as a oil and gas small business owner - I know if someone is not doing their job, they should not get paid. Again leadership by example.

Truly, to blame the president for high gas prices is like blaming Rudy Giuliani for 9/11.

Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.

Shell estimates that after 2015 supplies of easy-to-access oil and gas will no longer keep up with demand.

There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.

If there's a new idea, a new invention, or a new gas, or a new whatever you know, It should be brought at least into the open instead of carrying these same old burdens around with you.

Fifteen states across the country have gas prices that have dipped below $2. That means it's now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquefied dinosaurs than one cup of coffee at Starbucks.

We were never motorheads. We knew fast cars. We knew how to siphon gas - me - charge the battery when it was down. But never hot-wired a car.

It sucks to think about, honestly, but when you really consider the resources that it takes to press vinyl records, or the amount of gas that it takes to tour, it's really quite scary.