Gentleman Quotes

All my pictures are built around the idea of getting in trouble and so giving me the chance to be desperately serious in my attempt to appear as a normal little gentleman.

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

Being a gentleman is a worthy goal.

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

Hollywood does not write parts for people like me, an elderly gentleman, and when they find out you're crippled, forget about it. No, I'll never work again.

A gentleman doesn't pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sitting beside her, you are free to regard this as an invitation, though not an unequivocal one.

The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests, and to his imagination for his facts.

A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.

An unhappy gentleman, resolving to wed nothing short of perfection, keeps his heart and hand till both get so old and withered that no tolerable woman will accept them.

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.

Chivalry is not dead and you should be a gentleman. But if you are going to buy a girl a drink, buy it. Don't just offer it. Follow through.

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Blondes also prefer gentlemen.

The Englishman wants to be recognized as a gentleman, or as some other suitable species of human being; the American wants to be considered a good guy.

Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just - he was a worthless shred of human debris.

He's a fascinating gentleman. Old-school. I tried to talk him into attending one of my services, but he said he wasn't finished sinning yet, and he'd let me know when he was.

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

Arms are instruments of ill omen, not the instruments of the gentleman. When one is compelled to use them, it is best to do so without relish.

All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.

The English gentleman is a combination of silence, courtesy, dignity, sport, newspapers and honesty.

Gentlemen, start your egos!

Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!

He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

But I still show up for gentleman practice in the company of lead dancers, hoping their grace will get stuck in my shoes.

It is almost a definition of a gentleman to say that he is one who never inflicts pain.

Gentlemen, no one objects to the husband being the head of the wife as Christ was the head of the church--to crucify himself; whatwe object to is his crucifying his wife.

Entertaining these opinions of the course to be pursued, I beg of gentlemen to look at the question, as I have done, in a calm review of facts and of principles.

I am my father's only child. The world knows a two-dimensional Cary Grant. As charming a star and as remarkable a gentleman as he was, he was still a more thoughtful and loving father.

Gentlemen are overestimated, that is my experience.

Never educate a child to be a gentleman or lady alone, but to be a man, a woman.

A gentleman is ashamed to let his words outrun his deeds.

Gentlemen, we are going to relentlessly chase perfection, knowing full well we will not catch it.

The gentleman prefers to be slow in word but diligent in action.

Profaneness is a brutal vice. He who indulges in it is no gentleman.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I refused to be disrespected. So, at 16, of course, I was a gentleman about it, but I told them and it cost me my job.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms.

I tell you solemnly, that I have many times tried to become an insect. But I was not equal even to that. I swear, gentlemen, that to be too conscious is an illness — a real thorough-going illness.

Believe me, there exists no such dilemma as that in which a gentleman is placed when he is forced to reply to a blackguard.

The true gentleman does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches.

No gentleman ever discusses any relationship with a lady.

No gentleman can be without three copies of a book: one for show, one for use, and one for borrowers.

I was brought up to be a gentleman. That means you know how to walk, talk and dress the part.

We must be gentle now we are gentlemen.

I do not stare at a gentleman in distress.

It was a great thing to be a human being. It was something tremendous. Suddenly I'm conscious of a million sensations buzzing in me like bees in a hive. Gentlemen, it was a great thing.

We talk often about choice. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose.

Ice-T was just a pleasure to work with. He was a smart gentleman.

If Wellington epitomizes the English gentleman, Eisenhower epitomizes the natural American gentleman.