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I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

Billie Joe Armstrong

Getting Laid Quotes: "It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid."

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

Will Ferrell

Getting Laid Quotes: "I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away."

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.

Kanye West

Getting Laid Quotes: "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Rodney Dangerfield

Getting Laid Quotes: "Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."

Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed.

Linda Fiorentino

Getting Laid Quotes: "I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS."

I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.

Steven Tyler

Getting Laid Quotes: "I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?"

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

Mike Tyson

Getting Laid Quotes: "Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results."

Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results.

Tom Smallwood

Getting Laid Quotes: "Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid."

Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

Steven Tyler

Getting Laid Quotes: "The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid."

The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.

Allen Ginsberg

Getting Laid Quotes: "I only got into comedy to get laid"

I only got into comedy to get laid

Jack Whitehall

Getting Laid Quotes: "If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its metaphorical little heart."

If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its metaphorical little heart.

Peter Watts

Getting Laid Quotes: "Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator."

Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator.

Mark Lawrence

Getting Laid Quotes: "[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid."

[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid.

Thomas Pynchon

Getting Laid Quotes: "Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud!"

Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud!

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Getting Laid Quotes: "If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying."

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.

Rod Stewart

Getting Laid Quotes: "So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid."

So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid.

Margaret Atwood

Getting Laid Quotes: "I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you!"

I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you!

Jill Shalvis

Getting Laid Quotes: "The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid."

The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

Demetri Martin

Getting Laid Quotes: "We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid."

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

Bill Maher

Getting Laid Quotes: "And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?"

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

Bill Hicks