Gin Quotes

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Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.

Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin an juice Lay back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

A lonely man is a lonesome thing, a stone, a bone, a stick, a receptacle for Gilbey's gin, a stooped figure sitting at the edge of a hotel bed, heaving copious sighs like the autumn wind.

The employment of children is doing more to fill prisons, insane asylums, almshouses, reformatories, slums, and gin shops than all the efforts of reformers are doing to improve society.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonics, and chronic.

Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.

Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake.

Gin a body meet a body Flyin' through the air, Gin a body hit a body, Will it fly? and where?

I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic.

Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin!

Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't get in.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

Night and gin and music-the right setting for peeling off the thin clinging layers of bullshit and finding one's way down closer to the essential self.

I really need a gin and tonic.

To the question, "When were your spirits at the lowest ebb?" the obvious answer seemed to be, "When the gin gave out."

I never thought my cotton gin would change history.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.

I work for three or four hours a day, in the late morning and early afternoon. Then I go out for a walk and come back in time for a large gin and tonic.

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.

Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in.

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

I used to murder people for money, but these days it’s more of a survival technique.

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.

A different species a different set of values a world completely unlike your own. There is a feeling you can only get when you meet the unknown and open your mind. - Nakajima (Gin no Saji)

Work is the only answer. I have three rules to live by. One, get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin. And when all else fails, run like hell!

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

There's just enough drinking and cheating songs around without me adding to them. Unless you've got something better than "Misery and Gin" by Merle Haggard, you're beating a dead horse.

A lot of people heard about gin and juice for the first time from Snoop Dogg, but it was nothing new in rap music, and it was nothing new in the black community.

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin.

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.

When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds.

Gin a body meet a body Coming thro' the rye, Gin a body kiss a body— Need a body cry?

Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.

There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is another question.

I was kind of pathetic. That's what got me playing out in the street. I ran out of money and needed more gin for the night.