Gin Quotes

And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled.

I've never felt scared of flight, ever. It's really weird. I don't know. They stick a gin and tonic in your hands and I just think, "Life is good!"

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin.

I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick.

A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else.

Really, Gin, did you have to ruin my suit?” he said. “This was a Fiona Fine original.

TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle

One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them.

Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition. And it's just not working anymore.

Depends on the evening. A good red wine is nice in cold weather. A Claret or a Rioja. I've got a good gin we make from damson plums. And you can't beat a glass of champagne every now and again.

I'm hooked on gin and tonics like your mama's Hooked on Phonics.

I 'gin to be aweary of the sun, And wish th' estate o' th' world were now undone.

That’s hard core, Gin,” Finn replied. “Very hard core. Kind of kinky too.” A grim smile tightened my lips. “That’s me. Gin Blanco. Hard core and kinky to the bitter end.

The right to be a cussed fool Is safe from all devices human, It's common (ez a gin'I rule) To every critter born of woman.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

Always take the most unexpected route

The wages of Gin is Debt.

We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.

bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.

Some colored people so scared of whitefolks they claim to love the cotton gin.

I believe in red meat. I often said: red meat and gin.

Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.

I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever I can lay my shaking hands on.

My name is Gin, and I kill people.

If you had said before the game we would get three points, I would have said you'd had too much gin.

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin." "Tell that to James Bond

If you've had good gin on a hot day in Southern California with the people you love, you forget Nebraska. The two things cannot coexist. The stronger, better of the two wins.

The mob taught me how to play gin rummy.

Trying to gin up political violence for its electoral utility is - I think inarguably what we're seeing here. And I know that the Donald Trump campaign will not say that is what they're doing.

The glowworm shows the matin to be near And gins to pale his uneffectual fire.

I don't judge you for what you've done, Gin. Why are you judging me for another man's mistakes?

Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?" "What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said. "Tomorrow morning," Mabel said.

I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.)

I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

It's frightening to admit but if I lay off the lin it'a amazing how my love handles deplete. But is life without gin worth living?

Besides, when not hard at work with this research, I'm actually conducting a side experiment on how cigarettes and gin increase charisma. As you might guess, the results are looking very promising.

I really don't do anything to break myself. As far as the damages to my body, I'm not a drinker. I let the gin and juice alone.

Sometimes it’s gin or sometimes it’s some champagne, and sometimes I go on stage with nothing at all. I’m turnt up, naturally.

Young poets are advised by their elders to avoid the practice of journalism as they would wet socks and gin before breakfast.

Follow your fate, and be satisfied with it, and be glad not to be a second-hand motor salesman, or a yellow-press journalist, pickled in gin and nicotine, or a cripple - or dead.

We do not serve spirits to the ladies.''As you have probably guessed, I am not a lady

The trick to loneliness is to spend a lot of time inside one’s head.

boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin?

I feel wonderful and sad. It's the gin.

Things, since you left, have not gone well with me: they have taken me from a place where there was gin to a place where there is no gin[.]

Slick pimps, bribing civic kingpins, distill gin in stills, spiking drinks with illicit pills which might bring bliss.