Girlfriend Quotes

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels!

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend.

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.

My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us.

I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.

I only have girlfriends now who make me a better person.

Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.

I tell my girlfriends - 'Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy and put it into something useful.'

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend.

It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever.

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.

My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama.

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.

I've been profoundly germophobic since I was a young child. I don't want to kiss anyone but my girlfriend for my whole life.

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.

I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy.

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something.

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.

Love is like a promise. Once you break it.. it doesn't come back unless you really fight for it.

I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.

Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics and won a bronze medal. She's a gymnast. So I'm a huge fan.

I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult.

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women.

I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend.

I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.