Give Me Quotes

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

Give me the outside of all things, I am a fanatic for the externality of things.

I remember telling a neurosurgeon, "Don't give me too much information, because at the moment my ignorance is my best asset."

A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."

My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It tickled.

Osho's books inspire me to meditate. They give me peace of mind.

After I convinced them that I was a harmless novelist, I actually got them to give me a tour of the harem - which is usually off limits for tourists.

If you give me any problem in America I can trace it down to domestic violence. It is the cradle of most of the problems, economic, psychological, educational.

Give me open hands and open doors.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

God, give me a good humiliation every day. It's good for the soul and it's good for the ego.

If my father had a heart attack it would give me no solace at all to know his treatment was first tried on a dog.

Give me good books, good conversations, and my Trek Y-Foil, and I shall want for nothing else.

It wasn't about Larry Holmes, if I would have fought a brother I wouldn't have gotten the money I got. Give me 10 black guys and I make eight dollars. Give me Gerry Cooney and I make $10 million.

I want to so live that God doesn't have to have to give me one minute's

Aeroplane journeys give me quiet time to read and sleep; it's like being unplugged from the earth.

It's OK to do cute little things like kissing a turtle, but you can't kiss another person because he's a different color? Give me a break. And you have to remember, I'm from Dallas, Texas.

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, On the one hand on the other.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

Give me the benefit of your convictions, if you have any; but keep your doubts to yourself, for I have enough of my own.

I am the pool of gold When sunset burns and dies-- You are my deepening skies; Give me your stars to hold

Do you have any idea how stubborn you can look ? Our children better never give me that look, althought I won't mind if they give it to you. You'd deserve it.

Give me B movies or give me death!

If you give me a short shot I will attack you. I'm not a baseliner who rallies. I try to get the point over with.

I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.

I don't like to be pigeonholed; I don't like when people won't see me for something because they don't think I can do it. I always feel like, at least give me the shot.

People should allow me to be many things, really give me the room to put things in another dimension.

So, how come Jacob Black gets to give you a gift and I don't? Because I have nothing to give back to you. Bella, you give me everything just by breathing.

It gives me such hope that each one of us can contribute to make this world a better place.

Im like any other composer. If you give me five years to write a symphony, Im still going to be asking for more time two days before its due.

I could do Superman, the Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, this kind of stuff [at school]. And kids would give me their lunch money to have these things.

I don't even know how to speak up for myself, because I don't really have a father who would give me the confidence or advice.

I'm hoping that people should hopefully give me another chance to dream big and to deliver on those dreams.

Don't just give me an advance. I want a percentage.

Give me a man with a little fight in him, a man who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind of likes my bullshit.)

God give me the wisdom to see the truth however contrary to my established beliefs.

My prayer is that God give me no longer life than I shall be glad to use mine office in edification, and not in destruction.

[To the patronizing train conductor who had twice said, 'Auntie, give me your ticket':] Which of my sister's sons are you?

GIVE ME YOUR REASON TO BELIeVE

Give me the biblical Christ or give me nothing.

So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'

My knowledge of the letter of the Shastras is better, but of true religion they are able to give me but little.

Give me a different set of mothers and I will give you a different world

Show me your achievement, and the knowledge will give me courage for mine.

My hands are full when you give me your hand.

Give me a lead of 14-0 at halftime and I will dictate the final score.

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.

Give me a thrill, says the reader, Give me a kick; I don't care how you succeed, or What subject you pick.

I know I chatter on far too much... but if you only knew how many things I want to say and don't. Give me SOME credit.