Goats Quotes

I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats and chickens, but I travel around too much.

I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going.

Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar) It’s an honorable profession. (Takeshi) Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar)

Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows!

When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone, and the meaning has to go find an author again.

A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats.

Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water.

There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats.

Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.

The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.

Of course not. You can't have a family hanging over you like a bunch of old dead goats. No offense.

I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat.

My wife has a beastly habit of comparing poetry -- all literature in fact -- to the droppings of the goats among the rocks -- mere excreta that fertilises the ground it falls on.

Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.

It's bad enough in life to do without something YOU want; but confound it, what gets my goat is not being able to give somebody something you want THEM to have.

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat.

Something about the goat dancing made me want to cry.

A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense.

Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for.

I love to meet people for lunch at my favorite restaurant, the Loaded Goat. It is named after the Andy Griffith Show episode where a goat ate a bunch of dynamite.

One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!

I'm not really a goal-oriented guy. I started doing the Mountain Goats just for the sheer hell of it.

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

Actually, you’re way off.” “Oh?” the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep.

I am a poor mendicant. My earthly possessions consist of six spinning wheels, prison dishes, a can of goat's milk, six homespun loincloths and towels and my reputation, which cannot be worth much.

You could change into a goat and it would still apply.

Men may die like lambs and yet have their place forever with the goats.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

Anyone who has kids knows that children like to be around chickens, goats, whatever. My kid loves to go out and feed the chickens and collect the eggs. It's a nice way of living.

Creeds are definitions of what it means to be a Christian. They are fences that, albeit imperfectly, seek to separate sheep from goats.

You eat a lot of goat stomach when you're in North Africa. You eat whatever's put in front of you. I am a big proponent of that.

When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone, and the meaning has to go find an author again.- The Trouble With Reading

I was writing poetry, and the Mountain Goats was an outgrowth of that.

But...that doesn't make any sense...!''It does if you're a goat.

I will lose the habit of stars in the heavens, as frozen water loses the habit of snowflakes. I will take my frozen body, and give it to the young goats that they might graze it.

{She] ain’t got the sense God gave a goat.

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.