Golf Ball Quotes
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
There's more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It's silly really because it's not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it?
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.
I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence.
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.
The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I'm hitting the golf ball well. If I'm not, well, that is another story.
We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.
Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that.
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.
A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.
I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.
I'm not a golf player. I think golf and fishing are the same, but at the end of the day, you can't fry up and golf ball and dip it in tartar sauce. So I'm a fisherman.
This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the wall at Fenway Park this year.
A woman in Great Britain has died after being hit in the back of the head by a golf ball, on the first hole. Her husband was so distraught, he only played the front nine.
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at you.
The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure.
Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.