Golf Course Quotes
Golf Course Quote of the day
Emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea.
A lot of my buddies also played golf, but when it came to going to the beach or on the boat and chasing girls, they usually went that way and I went to the golf course.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
Once you play a tournament, you're playing against the golf course, you're playing against yourself and trying to do the best you can.
I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very empty life.
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
I worked at a hospital for a week. And at a golf course when I was in college at Kansas for about a week. The tips weren't good so I quit.
A lot of people think I am cold and have no feelings. But I do. I just try very hard to focus and not let my emotions take over on the golf course.
I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
I've said many times before that Pebble Beach is a wonderful thinking-man's golf course. That is why it is such a great U.S. Open venue.
I think that Pebble Beach is my favorite golf course to go to. I think Augusta is my favorite place to go play golf.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done.
I have never felt so lonely as on a golf course in the midst of a championship with thousands of people around, especially when things began to go wrong and the crowds started wandering away.
Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the skills to get it out of trouble and back into play.
The importance of my legacy is not the golf course, it's what my life is, and what my life is intended to be. The game of golf is a game. My family is my life.
The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.
I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do.
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
Every time you build a golf course, it’s not a golf course when you get there. You have to improvise.
I love to crunch numbers. I look at how many fairways I hit, how many greens I hit. I plan my way around the golf course.
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
To be consistently effective, you must put a certain distance between yourself and what happens to you on the golf course. This is not indifference, it's detachment.
Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.
When I heard the draw I was out on the golf course. I had an eight-iron in one hand and my mobile in the other. When we came out with United, my club went further than the ball.
I don't like the way most people dress on the golf course. I think it's pretty bland, pretty boring.
I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city.
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I'm hitting the golf ball well. If I'm not, well, that is another story.
I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it?
I dont like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good.
I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.
When things go right and you test properly and you find equipment that's better than what you were playing, then you can do some pretty neat things on the golf course.