Golfers Quotes

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Divas do it, golfers do it, pilots do it, violists do it, sprinters do it, soldiers do it, surgeons do it, astronauts do it...only business people think it isn't necessary to train.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches.

Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

Golfers are the greatest worriers in the world of sport.

No golfer can ever become too good to practice.

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park-like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.

Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and staff with the logo patches of their corporate sponsors?

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

The best exercise for golfers is golfing.

I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.

Golfers should not fail to realize that it is a game of great traditions, of high ideals of sportsmanship, one in which a strict adherence to the rules is essential.

The only shots you can be sure of are those you've had already.

The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

Ive always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.

Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters.

Golfers find it a very trying matter to turn at the waist, more particularly if they have a lot of waist to turn

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

There's more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It's silly really because it's not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it?

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Golfers are forever working on mechanics. My tennis swing hasn't changed in 10 years.

While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!

Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.

Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers, gardeners, assorted middlemen, and contented movies stars. I am none of these things.

They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.

I'm a golfer not a history major.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

I think today's athletes generally are spoiled by what's happened to salaries, but I also think that golfers have maintained the best demeanor of any sport.

I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones.

Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal.

I'm a golfer - not an athlete.

Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Ben Hogan is the most merciless of all the modern golfers.

I admire the way golfers handle themselves. But tennis players are a lot younger, as a rule. There aren't many teenagers on the golf tour.

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.

To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.

The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.