Google Quotes

My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.

Research now means a Google search.

Google won't break into your home. You'll invite them in.

Greenpeace protesters who lived on the trees right above the planned radar location (Google Maps) and who eat environmentally friendly roots, insect, excrements, and dirt.

If I could edit Google Images, then I wouldn't be as scared of the Internet.

We don't need people who can spit back facts. We've got Google.

I shook Steve Jobs hand.

Found a dead body when I was 12, saved the Enterprise a few times, Ran the Axis of Anarchy, broke up Penny and Leonard. Currently running the non-lethal weapons lab at Global Dynamics.

I wish my Google was faster.

All media owners want to attract advertising revenue. Google is no different.

Google understood that if you're just a search engine, people assume you're a very, very good search engine.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine Washington-back ed Google Glasses strapped onto vacant human faces - forever.

What happens when you combine blogs, Google and millions of dissatisfied customers? An e-mob.

When I do appearances and stuff and I just wanna see the new pictures, I Google myself.

Don't forget that SlideShare is indexed by Google. Great opportunity to appear in search results.

When the Chinese told Google that they had to block sites or they couldn't do [business] in their country, they managed to figure out how to block sites.

It is very similar to companies like Google and other internet companies. When you go and search on Google you don't pay for that. But sometimes you click on an advert and Google makes money on that.

I always knew what I wanted to dress like but that's when I became really passionate about it. We'd be in class and Google outfits or I'd doodle what I wanted.

Google makes so much money that it’s now worth three times more than every U.S. airline combined.

Nice Site! http://google.com

The destiny of [Google's search engine] is to become that Star Trek computer, and that's what we are building.

If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

Isn't Googling someone the first thing everyone does?! They meet someone new and Google them!

I still am very afraid to Google myself. There are some embarrassing roaming photos that I wish weren't on Google. But I intend to not Google myself.

One should not google oneself. My mother lets me know when I'm being followed by paparazzi.

I'm going to f---ing kill Google.

Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards.

I was on the computer the other day and typed my name into Google. Everything on there was bad. I hope in a few years there might be something there about me playing football.

Xiaomi looks a bit like Apple but is really more like Amazon with some elements of Google.

I am visible to Google. I link therefore I am.

More than a billion people have downloaded Google Earth. More than a billion people use Google Maps. They are very comfortable tools for people to explore the planet in high resolution.

Start-up should focus on innovation not on building on infrastructure. Thanks to Google cloud service they can.

It's unreal. I mean, the dog backflips. It's amazing. Google Jumpy on YouTube - I had seen the dog first and I was like, "Y'all don't even know."

Google "Donald Trump Iraq." And you will see the dozens of sources which verify that he was for the invasion of Iraq.

I would consider...Google Plus a push technology. It's closer to Twitter than to Facebook.

Google is very much a not-invented-here, build-it-ourselves culture.

One-time Guinness World Record holder for Yo-Yo endurance.

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?

There are only two companies in the world that can help me. That's Facebook and Google, because they are going to make me the largest digital network in the world, which is my goal.

Google's done a super good job on search; Apple's done a great job on the IPod.

[Google is] an omnivorous collector of information, a hyperencyclopedic vault of human knowledge, an unerring auctioneer, an eerily skilful student of languages, behaviour, and desires.

America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want.

You can’t argue with facts. You’re not entitled to your own facts.

My Google-fu is strong.

I don't have a computer, but when I get access to one, I'm always looking myself up on Google, because it's exciting.

I have a rule that I won't Google my own name.

Im nearly certain that Google accessed my Gmail account after I broke a major story about Google.

What we'd like to think of YouTube as is a part of Google with very overlapping goals and values. We're a fundamental part of the advertising business for Google.

The Saylor Foundation is meant to be a gadfly to encourage Google, Apple, MIT, Harvard, the United States government, and the Chinese government to aggressively pursue digital education.

Slashdot. I did that.