Grandma Quotes

Grandma Quote of the day

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.

But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins.

I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job.

Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.

Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page.

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land.

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one."

Tangle me up like Grandma's yarn.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.

My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.

A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way, the good spreads out to where no telling it will go.

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.

My grandma always said bad things don't last forever.

We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart.

I do no writing while I'm in Belgrade visiting my grandma.

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.

I hope to be acting until I'm playing the role of Grandma, and I'd like to branch out in film - producing, directing, all of it. I'll sleep when no one wants to hire me!

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

In swimming, everyone calls me grandma, because I'm the oldest there. Then with my friends, I'm the youngest and I'm the baby. It's definitely bizarre.

We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.

A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.

I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.

Don't get me wrong - I've gone to a club. But I'd much rather be with my close friends at home or a concert, or on a trip. I'll go dancing with my grandma. She likes to cut a rug!

Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.

They pampered me, especially my grandmother ... I loved her with all my heart.

Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago.