Gross Quotes

The human mind is capable of excitement without the application of gross and violent stimulants; and he must have a very faint perception of its beauty and dignity who does not know this.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

It would be gross understatement to say that the Telecommunications Act of 1996 is not a model of clarity. It is in many important respects a model of ambiguity or indeed even self-contradiction.

Compulsory vaccination is an outrage and a gross interference with the liberty of the people in a land of freedom.

It was supposed to be gross, and now it's gorgeous.

EROEI [energy returned on energy invested, or net energy] is to a civilization what gross profit is to a business, the source of the surplus that supports the entire enterprise.

Higher education is booming in the United States; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product.

The mind is vast in its combinations of time, space and form. It contains every vibration from subtle to gross.

The more gross the fraud the more glibly will it go down, and the more greedily be swallowed, since folly will always find faith where impostors will find imprudence.

Love is an alliance of friendship and animalism; if the former predominates it is passion exalted and refined; if the latter, gross and sensual.

When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.

What we see in this world is a gross abnormality. The human consciousness fails to perceive the very simple, divine nature of every atom in every moment.

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

It [is of] some advantage to live a primitive and frontier life, though in the midst of an outward civilization, if only to learn what are the gross necessities of life.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to see my friends do it.

I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross.

I'm pretty gross. When I talk I can be gross and crude.

[T]he moralists of Europe [have] pretended that beasts have no rights... a doctrine revolting/gross/barbarous... on which a native of the Asiatic uplands could not look without righteous horror.

Nothing is more repulsive than a furtively prurient spirituality; it is just as unsavoury as gross sensuality.

Gross and vulgar minds will always pay a higher respect to wealth than to talent; for wealth, although it be a far less efficient source of power than talent, happens to be far more intelligible.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.

Intellectual sodomy, which comes from the refusal to be simple about plain matters, is as gross and abundant today as sexual perversion and they are nowise different from one another.

I guess there are some things that are so gross you just have to forget, or it'll destroy something within you. Perl is the first such thing I have known.

So-called defense now absorbs sixty per cent of the national budget, and about twelve per cent of the Gross National Product.

You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard.

Ridicule, which chiefly arises from pride, a selfish passion, is but at best a gross pleasure, too rough an entertainment for those who are highly polished and refined.

The vulgar herd catches at the gross apparent fact, but the man of insight knows what lies on the surfaces does lie.

the first part was awesome the second part were gross but still amazing to me

Its a little gross to put yourself in every song. I mean, how interesting do people really think you are?

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

He whom common, gross, or stale objects allure, and when obtained, content, is a vulgar being, incapable of greatness in thought or action.

The trouble is small, the fun is great. [Ger., Die Muh'ist klein, der Spass ist gross.]

According to the study, approximately 16.7 million U.S. workers born in Latin America had a combined gross income of $450 billion last year, of which 93 percent was spent locally.

The gross size of our talent inventories is less important than the net use of our talents?

I don't understand the notion that modern farming is anything do to with nature. It's a pretty gross interference with nature.

I have play'd the fool, the gross fool, to believe The bosom of a friend will hold a secret Mine own could not contain.

Gross and obscure natures, however decorated, seem impure shambles; but character gives splendor to youth, and awe to wrinkled skin and gray hairs.

Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb)

If I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross out. I'm not proud.

The friend of the present order of things condemns all political speculations in the gross.

The institution of taxation is not a civilized but a barbaric method to fund anything, because it amounts to nothing less than outright extortion, a gross violation of human liberty.

It was a different planet in 1967, the Broadway theatre. It had a little ashtray clamped to the back of every seat and the author got 10% of the gross.

His element is so fine Being sharpened by his death, To drink from the wine-breath While our gross palates drink from the whole wine.

Greed is gross. Greed is vile. Greed sucks.

I wouldn't cut you out of my life Clary, any more than I would cut off my right hand and give it to someone as a Valentine's Day gift." Gross," said Clary. "Must you?" Simon grinned. "I must.

Words are such gross machinery, so primitive and ambiguous.

Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.

The man that lays his hand upon a woman, Save in the way of kindness, is a wretch Whom't were gross flattery to name a coward.