Guests Quotes

It's as though some poor devil were to set out for a large dinner party with the knowledge that the following morning he would be hearing exactly what each of the other guests thought of him.

A free-loader is a confirmed guest. He is the man who is always willing to come to dinner.

I support secure borders both north and south and I support a guest worker program for those here today illegally. Labor and skilled workers are critical to our Texas economy.

I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.

I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests' books.

[On being told party guests were ducking for apples:] There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life.

For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.

The future comes like an unwelcome guest.

You're never going to be gentle enough with the person who is your guest.

Guests can be, and often are, delightful, but they should never be allowed to get the upper hand.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

It would drive me crazy to be a guest in my own house.

The world's an Inn; and I her guest.

I always want my guests to be happy and impressed.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

If I can make an economic deal with Amazon that works for them and works for me, OK - I'll make it available. But I don't want to be part of restrictions that make life difficult for my guests.

I'm a much worse guest than I am a host, and I'm not an awfully good host either. I really like being alone.

She's sent the crows out to blind the guests coming for dinner!" What?" She's BLINDING THE GUESTS COMING FOR DINNER!" Well, that's one way to avoid having to dust, I suppose.

I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest.

Objects of charity are not guests.

It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he holds back one who is hastening. Rather one should befriend the guest who is there, but speed him when he wishes.

It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go, and to keep one back who is eager. You ought to make welcome the present guest, and send forth the one who wishes to go.

Content with his past life, let him take leave of life like a satiated guest.

I always wanted to be a Muppet. So when 'Sesame Street' approached me to guest star, I thought: 'I'm going to be on this!' It's pretty incredible stuff.

I wandered through the stacks, running my hands along the spines of the books on the shelves, they reminded me of cultured or opinionated guests at a wonderful party, whispering to each other.

Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own hilarious jokes end up being ejected into the ether.

I don't mind doing occasional guest appearances on shows, but I have other things I'd like to do in my life now.

Clerks in downtown hotels were said to be asking guests whether they wished the room for sleeping or jumping. Two men jumped hand-in-hand from a high window in the Ritz. They had a joint account.

When guests enter the room their entertainers rise to receive them; and in all meetings men should ascend into their higher selves, imparting to one another only the best they know and love.

I don't do a lot of guest shots on television.

Fish and guests in three days are stale.

Certify border is secure; only then allow guest workers.

I'll have pot in my home for guests - I'm polite! - but I don't sit around and smoke by myself, ever. Not like I did when I was young.

21 Jump Street is great. I just made that, and produced it and was a writer on it. It's starring myself and Channing Tatum, and maybe some surprise guests.

Jesus is a divine guest inside of you all the time - one who loves, understands, sees and hears you. He wants to live in oneness with you... to be the centerpiece of everything you do.

Do not enter into a learned discussion with your guests unless you are assured of their ability, so as not to put them to shame.

Any celebration meal to which guests are invited, be they family or friends, should be an occasion for generous hospitality.

You probably should get back out there. You’re ignoring your other guests.” “Screw them.” “I’m sure that many of them, you already have.

Love is a gracious host to his guests though to the unbidden his house is a mirage and a mockery.

Dignified, like a guest.

I love albums that have guest performers that the audience will be happy to hear. It's really a bonus!

I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the oven and cook for me.

I have some very special guests tonight, and I would like to give a big welcome to the Wayne State men and women's rugby team for coming to the game tonight and to be on my TV Show

Southerners have been known to stay over the Fourth and not get home before Thanksgiving. Some oldtimers take in overnight guests and keep them through three generations.

Guest blogging is probably the sort of thing that you should be thinking about doing in moderation.

My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.

Broadway is like a club I haven't been invited to, and I'm hoping that maybe they will give me a guest pass one of these days.

What makes an interview 'difficult'? Well, there are many reasons, but the end result is usually the same: The guest just doesn't seem comfortable answering the question.

I believe what makes cooking in Las Vegas different from cooking in most other cities are the guests that dine with you in Las Vegas.

In order to prove a friend to one's guests, frugality must reign in one's meals; and, according to an ancient saying, one must eat to live, not live to eat.