Guy Quotes

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".

George Harrison was the kind of guy who wasn’t going to leave until he hugged you for five minutes and told you how much he loved you.

Shoot the bad guys and I'll gladly sing a tune for you.

You can be the greatest guy in the world but if you ain't got no heart, you ain't gonna survive.

I'm a fatheaded guy, full of pain. It tore me up not having you.

A lot of people say, 'AC/DC - that's the band with the little guy who runs around in school shorts!'

It's the quiet, humble guy that's not saying anything. That's the really dangerous one.

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.

There are three sides to every argument. Yours. The other guy's. And the right side.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Would they call me a diva if I were a guy?

The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.

If a guy is a good athlete, he'll end up being a pretty decent golfer if he just takes it up. But you never master it; even the best players in the world never master the game.

I pay those guys to fly, so let them fly. I'll be damned if I'll pay them to just sit there.

I'm weird. I still believe that when you do good deeds, you get something back in return. That's why I really enjoy helping other guys succeed.

The one thing that always bothered me when I played in the NBA was I really got irritated when they put a white guy on me.

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

There are guys who want to shoot the last shot and others who want to pass off. I want that last shot.

I've realized skinny isn't necessarily attractive. Guys like girls with curves.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

I'm probably the only guy in hockey who can win a scoring title and everybody is saying I had a bad year. I don't worry about it.

There are guys who play lacrosse, and there are lacrosse players.

I'm a much happier guy than a lot of people think I am.

Some advice to you guys, don't ever take keep your phone in your pocket whilst on a roller coaster.

Every guy knows he can find a girl who is simply satisfied with satisfying him. They are much more turned on by a woman who cares about her own pleasure as well.

My life has changed in almost every way but I couldn’t be more grateful. I couldn’t be happier - I feel like the luckiest guy in the world.

You cannot build a little guy up by tearing a big guy down. Abraham Lincoln said it...

Everything that a guy says once, you have to say five times.

I know there's a lot of guys who would love to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad.

Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes.

He's a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.

I'm an emotional guy, so I don't have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.

If Chevy Chase had not been an actor, he might have been a very popular guy in advertising or whatever field he would have gone into, because of his charisma.

The public regards lawyers with great distrust. They think lawyers are smarter than the average guy but use their intelligence deviously. Well, they're wrong. Usually they are not smarter.

I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.

When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.

It's all a learning process. You've got to learn from experience, the battles you go through. Some guys continue to grow. Hopefully, that's what I'll continue do.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

I'm not the type that would ask for a number or ask him on a date, but I have approached a guy. I probably would tell a joke or say, "You're really cute."

Sometimes you have to give credit to the other guy pitching.

Here’s the thing, making out with a girl on camera … They’re beautiful and soft. I get why you guys are into it.

If a guy is gonna to play good bop, he has to have a sort of a bop soul.

My personality is that I'm a human being like everybody else, just a citizen and a blue collar guy.

I'm an adrenaline guy. I like to do stuff that gets my blood pumping, like roller coasters or jumping out of planes. I'm into all that crazy stuff.

A lot of people don't know that I'm really a silly guy. I don't take anything seriously. It takes a lot of energy for me to take something seriously.

The guy who could be me, but he knows when to draw the line, is John Cena. John Cena can rock 'n' roll, let me tell you.

Clemente could field the ball in New York and throw out a guy in Pennsylvania.

I met my wife because we were both going out with the same guy.