Guy Quotes

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

Why not go down the pub? A guy once came up to me at a gig and asked me if I had MySpace. I said, 'This is my space, and you're invading it.'

You look at a guy who's being brave. He's afraid, or he wouldn't be brave. If he isn't afraid, he's stupid.

I don't like guys who are conventional. I'm an achiever; he has to be an achiever. I admire drive, I admire ambition. I like a guy who keeps my on my toes.

I'm not the kind of guy who deserves to play a vintage guitar because I'm too rough on instruments.

A lot of times you see really good-looking guys on TV and you sort of assume that maybe there's some sort of vacuity behind them.

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.

When I'm going against guys like Kevin Durant - one of the best leading scorers in the league - it pushes you to want to get better, seeing how hard he works.

If I found in my own ranks that a certain number of guys wanted to cut my throat, I'd make sure that I cut their throats first.

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

Guys who can't take care of their own women always covet other guys' women

Just because a woman has a pimp doesn't necessarily mean that she's being abused by the guy. You can't know for sure.

No, I had the Levis guy on my wall, not a picture of William, sorry.

I came in the Dawson's Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven't looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, auditioning to be their dads. At 25.

I'm open to love. But guys should have to earn it. Because the minute they get it, they want something else.

I'm just a regular guy that had a dream and ran for it.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

You don't just sit in the car and let some guy drive you through life, wasting your time.

You can lose leverage, and it's the only way a smart guy can go broke.

You guys (E.L.F.) are all so precious for me. Can't be changed with other things.

I'm not the kind of guy who just goes up to women.

I just want to get the bad guys but if I can’t see them, I can’t shoot them.

I'm a bad guy. But if I was a good guy, nobody would want to pay to see me fight.

Regard your team as a family. Give the same attention to the bottom guy as you do the top guy. You have a responsibility to all of your players.

There is something to be said about a guy who is attractive and doesn't know it. I hate men who are overconfident.

I don't talk soft, that's that other guy.

I'm John Lee Hooker in the sense that he was a blues man and he played blues his whole life. I'm a rock guy and I'm going to play rock music my whole life.

I'm used to being the big tough guy, the bodyguard type.

Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

All the old great companies were run by guys who knew what an animator meant, and guys who knew how to draw. All the companies today are run by executives.

I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn on CNN and there's a guy really getting his head cut off, it does dilute what I did.

If nice guys finish last, then great guys come in right after them.

They pick me [to be tested for steroids] every time. I don't know why. I don't know if it's because I'm a big guy, or what, but all I know is all they are going to find is a lot of rice and beans.

Usually it's the guys that don't follow you around, who you're attracted to!

I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.

A guy at ABC told me to change my name and get a nose job. I said 'You get a nose job.'

The sweetest thing a guy said is that I look pretty with or without makeup.

People who know Clinton knew the guy has a real problem keeping his hands off women.

You've probably read in People that I'm a nice guy - but when the doctor first told me I had Parkinson's, I wanted to kill him.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.

I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like... okay.

When you got a guy that has purpose, now your in a dog fight.

But you know, I'm the negative-Nancy, curmudgeon, glass-half-empty-with-a-leak-in-it guy - which is basically the fuel that fires me up anyway. Without that, we wouldn't have me.

I'm the music guy, I get to wear the music hat, but being able to be that guy in the room is a thrill at this level and caliber.

Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century.

My relationships have been well publicised in the past but I am just a normal guy, really.

Pope Francis announced that next year he is coming to the United States, or as Fox News is reporting it, 'Obama lets in yet another guy from South America.'

Hockey is the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.