Guy Quotes

I'm the guy doing calisthenics. I'm doing jumping jacks and deep knee bends. I work out like a British person.

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.

As a quarterback, I've been the guy that people were yelling for; I've been the guy that's been booed in my own stadium.

Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.

I'm a loving drunk. I get sentimental. "I love you guys." I drunk-dial a lot.

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.

I have no skanky guys in my band nor on my bus. If they are they get the boot real quick

We have a lot more unlikely heroes now. It’s not just the guy with guns—it’s the guy with brains.

When the sales guys run the company, the product guys do not matter so much, and a lot of them just turn off.

One of life's terrible truths is that women like guys who seem to know what they're doing.

I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.

I just think a guy that knows how to play when you put him on a good team, he can be really good.

The only team that believed in me was the Saints, and I feel like I owe them a great debt of gratitude. I want to give them what they saw in me-a guy who could lead this team to a championship.

You get up and you preach a sermon and people walk away thinking what a great guy - and that's a failure as a pastor. Our job is to proclaim Christ.

David Bowie, for me, was the butchest guy in town. Jagger was like a truck driver.

I'm not a poster boy for good behavior and recovery in Hollywood, I'm just a guy who knows he has a lot to be grateful for.

Fame is fleeting. That stuff comes and goes. You know, as soon as I play poorly ... you won't be doing this interview--you'll be interviewing the next guy.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

Some guys said 'Here's bop!' Wham! They said, 'Here's something we can make money on!' Wham! 'Here's a comedian!' Wham! Here's a guy who talks funny talk!'

Good guys are a dime a dozen, but an aggressive leader is priceless.

In the Army when we had judo classes, out of the class of 27 just me and another guy graduated. I grew to enjoy it because I knew I could do it well. I tried to do everything well.

I think some of those guys might actually be better off if they had more wussy in them.

I'm not a fighter. I'm not a tough guy at all. I walk away from fights.

I thank God every day. That's all I can do. That, and try to help all those other guys who are trying to do what I did.

I'm not the kind of guy who wants to be on a pedestal.

I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.

If E.F. Harriman paid me what he's paying those guys to stop me from robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.

Some guy once told me that skydiving is like cutting your throat and seeing if you can get to the doctor before you bleed to death.

You can't be for big government, big taxes and big bureaucracy and still be for the little guy.

When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr. Olympia, that's saying something. That means I've been able to cross lines as far as marketability is concerned.

I'm very much a "that's so obvious, I must not mention it" kind of guy.

The best part of a great movie is a great villain and I usually have a tendency to root for the bad guy.

Nobody would say, 'I'm voting for this guy because he's got the stronger chin,' but that, in fact, is partly what happens.

I think that when you look at a guy like Luke Harper you can see that he does in fact smell.

I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, 'You know,Chris was always the daughter out of my three boys.'

Imagine if you could actually be that happy? That would be powerful, man. People would be tunneling under the street to avoid you. They'd go 'Oh, man - is that happy guy still out there?'

I can't just tell the guys I want the ball, I have to do it with my body language.

Women play just as hard as guys do. We're just as competitive.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

When I was a kid, a book I read advised young artist to be themselves. That decided it for me. I was a corny kind of guy, so I went in for corn.

Was an American archetype, the bad guy with the big heart.

If your guard is up, let it down. If you've constructed a defensive wall to protect yourself and keep all the bad guys out, don't forget who that wall also prevents from getting in - the good guys.

I'm the happiest the saddest guy in the world can be.

I'll tell ya, I'm a genuinely nice guy. I really am. A real nice guy. But I think I'm temperamental.

The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the same guy. My children don't hate me.

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.

If a girl is in love with a poor guy and chooses him, then that is worst for her. If she chooses a rich man, it will be to her advantage. Everything will be fine.

If someone met me on a game day, he wouldn't like me. The days in between, I'm the goodest guy you can find.