Guy Quotes

I'm an Asian guy growing up in London so I see myself as British, but India is part of my culture.

A handsome young guy is stretching his arms and waking up. He is just about to reach for his coffee and is now being wished good morning by me. Have a lovely day ahead.

Guys, you can date whomever you want, but marry a girl who can back up a trailer.

I see myself in everything I write. All the good guys are me.

Most guys who don't like me are either Democrats or Yankee fans.

Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

How great a life is this? To get to knock guys' heads off for 60 minutes and not get thrown in jail?

In terms of jobs, I'm an actor. There's gotta' be depth there. I'd never say yes to something just to play the hot guy. That's not what I'm interested in.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

I don't really feel famous. I'm just an internet guy. I walk down the street and people don't really mess with me too much. I still have my life.

I didn't have any set idea of what kind of filmmaker I wanted to be. I knew I wanted to tell stories that meant something to me, but I never said I was going to be the weird, avant-garde guy.

I'm a one-woman guy. I think that if you can find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, you should marry them instantly, and try to stay married.

Joe Mauer's the real deal. He is absolutely wonderful. Not only is he a great player, but he's a great human being. He's the kind of guy you'd like to see be your son.

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

I'm not a guy who needs to read motivation books.

Security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

My ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there.

Am I a guy who writes about himself in a comic book, or am I just a character in that book? If I die, will that character keep going, or will he just fade away?

I'm not a guy that believes you've got to have a lot of experience to have success in the playoffs.

Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail.

Men are not our problem; it's what we are trying to get from them that messes us up. We use guys like mirrors to see if we're valuable.

You are all angels, you guys know that right?

There is a sort of an unwritten code in Washington, among the underworld and the hustlers and these other guys that I am their friend.

I'm a very nice guy, but don't mistake my kindness for weakness.

I'm not a big guy that believes that you gain energy from demonizing other people. I think you gain energy from giving people hope.

I'm not in business to make money for the other guy. I'm in business to make money for myself.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

You know, sometimes guys work with other guys because they're buddies off the track, not necessarily because they're buddies on the track. Sometimes you've got that going against you or for you.

I'm really demanding. No girl really wants just a guy. You want a prince, you want Jesus. So when he comes around and his name is, like, Steve, what are you supposed to do?

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

That's my main thing: I want to be on the level those guys [Derrick Rose,Russell Westbrook, Kevin Durant] are on.

I like playing the guy on the sidelines. They have more fun.

Effeminate men intrigue me more than anything in the world. I see them as my alter egos. I feel very drawn to them. I think like a guy, but I'm feminine. So I relate to feminine men.

The thing that's interesting about wire walking is that we never get to see it other than looking up. It's like a circus thing. It's a guy on a wire.

That's the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing another guy.

You always fall for the rascal or the guy who's got a little bit of the devil in him. You can't help it.

"The Donald" is not really a plans guy.

I'm a guy who works very hard and if I want something bad enough, I'm going to do anything possible to get it.

I would like to think I will be a guy who knows when it's time to stop. I don't want to be a guy who hung on and hung on. I do not have a goal in mind of a year or a statistic.

Guys get voted into the Hall of Fame who don't belong, who lack the numbers. I'm very upset at the Hall of Fame for that. It's not fair to the people who went in early.

I don't tend to get girls as fans. I just get all the young guys and weirdos.

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!

I'm just a cool type of guy who's all about positives.

The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.

I'm a crazy car guy. I've got an airplane hangar full of cars.

Everyone should take their hats off to Neil Armstrong. He is a humble guy who doesn't wave his own flag.

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.