Guy Quotes

I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number. but at the end of the evening he gave it back.

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

Can I tell you how strange it is to look in your rearview mirror and see guys in cars tailing you?

Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected to the world.

I've been telling anybody who would listen that I wanted to do a series for the last 10 years. But I wouldn't do it if I was just another cop pushing bad guys up against the wall.

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.

What impresses me is the young actors with terrific talent arriving on the scene. They'd have blown us all away in the old days. Guys like Brad Pitt.

Sonny Boy Williamson (II) was a beautiful guy, a straight guy... (but) he was always raising hell one way or another, so you never could tell if he was drunk or sober.

The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips.

Who is the bad guy? Is America possibly the bad guy?

If we can send a guy to the moon we can certainly go a quarter of a mile and not get hurt.

Shared suffering: one guy messes up and everyone runs. One guy does well and everyone benefits.

If they knocked two of your guys down, I'd get four. You have to protect your hitters.

I think I've been lucky, being my frequent appearances on Court TV have brought to me another level than just the actor guy.

Some guys look better as they get older.

My only advice is don't tattoo some guy's name on yourself. Ever. I've done it twice. Twice! I'm in the process of getting both removed. It's the most painful thing imaginable.

The guy may be totally motivated, connected and inspired, but if he doesn't know how to do it, he's not the guy to take out your appendix.

I mean, I like to consider myself a reasonably athletic guy.

If guys practiced self-control, 'modesty' wouldn't be such a huge deal.

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

I was lucky enough to get to see guys like Bugs Henderson, Jimmy Wallace, all those great Texas blues players.

When I was growing up in the theater there were all these amazing girls telling me about the guy who broke their heart. And I was always wishing that it was me.

You can be a catalyst for change but change never really entirely happens just because of one guy.

A lot of guys try to mingle with me because of who I am. If I encounter a guy with a clean heart, I will go by my instincts. I guess my man won't be from the film industry.

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

I was one of those guys who never wanted to start their own business. I never saw myself as a leader. I saw myself as a great No. 2.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

Cal Ripken is steady, he focuses on his job, and he's a good guy.

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.

That's kind of the weird thing about Salad Days. I had to block time off from touring and tell my management and label like no press, no nothing. Let me make an album. You guys are running me dead.

I'm an old-fashioned guy.

I wouldn't describe myself as a do-gooder. That's really more my wife. I'm kind of just the obsessed guy who's been writing and making movies since I was a little kid, just in a room and make it.

People got extremely comfortable with being able to turn on their television and see MTV say, "This guy's hot you should buy this record."

I'm not a comic book guy at all.

I'm not into older guys. To tell you the truth, Richard Gere is not the sexiest man alive, in my book.

I just think about how many women in their workplaces have been working to get a promotion, and they look around, and then this guy comes.

I am a very lucky guy. I can testify before Congress. I can raise funds. I can raise awareness.

I'm an anti-industrial kind of guy.

When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb.

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

I've been lying to you guys for a long time, saying I wasn't nervous and there's no pressure. There was a lot of pressure to do it here.

I'm a guy, but I'm not afraid to cry. Not all of the time. But when I'm watching a movie, I'll sometimes shed a tear, especially 'Moulin Rouge'.

People see you onstage and, yeah, I'd want to be that guy.I want to be that guy myself very often.

This is where the guys who copy me are planted: I do not use auto-tune, I sing. That's my advice!

If that guy (Mickey Mantle) were healthy, he'd hit 80 home runs.

I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Definitely the road to the championship gets much easier when those type of guys are eliminated early.

I am what I am and, you know, I'm a very lucky guy.